shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don’t speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it’s nothing but intense love.

(Source: palmares-politics, via notoriousnupur)


Do you ever get that lonely, sort of nostalgic feeling? Nothing is really wrong… Things might actually be going pretty well. Maybe not absolutely perfect, but all in all things seem to be on your side. Even so, you still get that feeling like you just want to turn off all the lights, curl up in bed, cuddle your pet and fall into a daze.


ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

(Source: donniedarkos, via pantlesscait)


Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

(via we-are-but-stardust)